danipo:

magicmumu:

vcass:

yatahisofficiallyridiculous:

hope163:

jjrizzles:

heirdragonair:

Mgav

jotfsb

Zsnos

mkhchcn

vcsdd

msgivmumu

dMOT

beaaaaaaaateiuz

danipo:

magicmumu:

vcass:

yatahisofficiallyridiculous:

hope163:

jjrizzles:

heirdragonair:

Mgav

jotfsb

Zsnos

mkhchcn

vcsdd

msgivmumu

dMOT

beaaaaaaaateiuz

(Source: bcgold)

pruprupastapants:

ghostwriters-r-us:

sadbunnny:

sass-master-jack-frost:

snowyarcherprince:

book-harlot:

My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single

Um…

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.

I DONT GET IT

I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c

image

(via charliethekiwi)

theonewhosawitall:

emilylouiserichardson:

The last picture is the face of fear.

no that last picture is him wondering if he had a kid without knowing it

(Source: averagebritishteenager, via soshakeitout)

Tags: duuude LOL

notbecauseofvictories:

phantomrose96:

Fic idea where a lonely person sells their soul to Satan to be their friend. And Satan just rolls with it until he realizes at the time of their death he genuinely likes them.

Since he can’t renege on the contract he takes them to Hell and puts them in a high position of power. Demons hardened by millennia of torture now have to answer to a shy, self-conscious, quiet, depressed, lonely person who has unintentionally become Satan’s #1

#”my liege the latest batch of liars and thieves have crossed the river. what shall we do with them?’ #'they…um…what do you normally do? with them? the uh…the liars.' #'we roast them in the communal kiln' #'oh…OH oh my god. no um. wow. thats harsh' #'my liege this is HELL' #'yeah but…could you (i dont know) could you um…lay off? the roasting? for now?' #'we…could. what ELSE should we do?' #'maybe um…maybe yell at them a little bit yeah? tell them lying is wrong.' #'….' #'maybe…like kinda push them a little too.'

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Tags: LOL

stilesanderek:

READ EVERYTHING BEFORE DOWNLOADING
Hoje Eu Quero Voltar Sozinho (The Way He Looks in English) is a Brazilian feature film that originated from the short film made in 2010 named Eu Não Quero Voltar Sozinho (you can find it on youtube with English subtitles). The feature film is about Leonardo, a blind boy, who at the same time that he’s struggling to get the independence that he lacks for being blind, falls in love with the new guy in school.
WARNINGS
The quality of the video is not good. I filmed it in the cinema.
The dark scenes are a bitch to see.
This is not a good cam version. I have no freaking idea how to film a movie in the cinema. This was my first (and last) time doing it so I move the camera a few times during the movie, especially in the beginning that I was struggling with my camera and coat to cover it.
My camera is a butthole and stopped filming when it reached 1 hour of filming, but I quickly started filming again. There’s only 1 minute of missed footage, and even though it’s really nothing major and you can pick up what happens, I’ll link you to an explanation of what happens below.
I made the subtitles myself, and while I consider my English good, translating Portuguese to English is a bitch. So you know, some things might not make a lot of sense. Also, I haven’t subtitled much in my life, but I did spend 50 hours on this.
I’m really sorry if the video and the subtitles suck too much, okay? I’ve never done this before, but I tried my best.
RULES
Keep this on Tumblr. Don’t spread on Twitter, Facebook, etc.
I’m serious, don’t post on Twitter something like “OMG I found a Hoje Eu Quero Voltar Sozinho download” because the official twitter is tracking who says what about the movie and they WILL see your tweet. You don’t want to have this file deleted or me getting in trouble, do you?
I think this is fairly obvious but don’t tweet the actors/director of the movie saying you loved the movie.
If you are going to share the link with someone, do it privately or on tumblr, and always send them this post for them to read the rules.
If the movie eventually goes to your country and city, please support the movie. Go to the cinema. Countless times. This is an independent movie that was barely screened here in Brazil. They need the money and the recognition. (I’m only doing this so people can watch it sooner, because no other country has screened it outside festivals.)
If you’re Brazilian and have access to the movie in your city, I’ll be judging you really hard if you download this. SUPPORT THE MOVIE.
Don’t repost.
(I know I probably sound like a bitch but I just REALLY don’t wanna get in trouble or have this file deleted. So you know, please cooperate.)
DOWNLOADS AND LINKS (finally lmao i’m a pain in the ass)
Hoje Eu Quero Voltar Sozinho pt 1: Mega - Firedrive
Hoje Eu Quero Voltar Sozinho pt 2: Mega - Firedrive
English subtitles
How to open subtitles
What happens on the missing minute
Enjoy!!!!

stilesanderek:

READ EVERYTHING BEFORE DOWNLOADING

Hoje Eu Quero Voltar Sozinho (The Way He Looks in English) is a Brazilian feature film that originated from the short film made in 2010 named Eu Não Quero Voltar Sozinho (you can find it on youtube with English subtitles). The feature film is about Leonardo, a blind boy, who at the same time that he’s struggling to get the independence that he lacks for being blind, falls in love with the new guy in school.

WARNINGS

  • The quality of the video is not good. I filmed it in the cinema.
  • The dark scenes are a bitch to see.
  • This is not a good cam version. I have no freaking idea how to film a movie in the cinema. This was my first (and last) time doing it so I move the camera a few times during the movie, especially in the beginning that I was struggling with my camera and coat to cover it.
  • My camera is a butthole and stopped filming when it reached 1 hour of filming, but I quickly started filming again. There’s only 1 minute of missed footage, and even though it’s really nothing major and you can pick up what happens, I’ll link you to an explanation of what happens below.
  • I made the subtitles myself, and while I consider my English good, translating Portuguese to English is a bitch. So you know, some things might not make a lot of sense. Also, I haven’t subtitled much in my life, but I did spend 50 hours on this.
  • I’m really sorry if the video and the subtitles suck too much, okay? I’ve never done this before, but I tried my best.

RULES

  • Keep this on Tumblr. Don’t spread on Twitter, Facebook, etc.
  • I’m serious, don’t post on Twitter something like “OMG I found a Hoje Eu Quero Voltar Sozinho download” because the official twitter is tracking who says what about the movie and they WILL see your tweet. You don’t want to have this file deleted or me getting in trouble, do you?
  • I think this is fairly obvious but don’t tweet the actors/director of the movie saying you loved the movie.
  • If you are going to share the link with someone, do it privately or on tumblr, and always send them this post for them to read the rules.
  • If the movie eventually goes to your country and city, please support the movie. Go to the cinema. Countless times. This is an independent movie that was barely screened here in Brazil. They need the money and the recognition. (I’m only doing this so people can watch it sooner, because no other country has screened it outside festivals.)
  • If you’re Brazilian and have access to the movie in your city, I’ll be judging you really hard if you download this. SUPPORT THE MOVIE.
  • Don’t repost.

(I know I probably sound like a bitch but I just REALLY don’t wanna get in trouble or have this file deleted. So you know, please cooperate.)

DOWNLOADS AND LINKS (finally lmao i’m a pain in the ass)

Enjoy!!!!

(via soshakeitout)

juststrokemyglabella:

f1ipster:

danisactuallycry:

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

Saturn was NOT a single lady.

"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."

you should not hit dogs

rule the world.

(via crimeshowgirl)

Tags: LOL

guceubcuesu:

get your shit together texas

(Source: kateoplis, via destiny-ouija)

forevryourqueen:

awomanontheverge:

evilregal108:

sheepyshavings:

#because lana parrilla fangirls over lana parrilla

Everyone fangirls over Lana Parrilla.

Reblogging again for the tags. Lana Parrilla fangirling over Lana Parrilla. I approve.

Lana loves herself.

^ Ain’t that the ‘secret’ for happiness? Loving yourself? Or loving Lana Parrilla?

(Source: sleepingcurse, via xaristocatx)

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(Source: missmaclay, via weirdstrangekid)