“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”
“Ok… so do you want pizza for dinner or just McDonalds?”“Mom….I’m…”
“Gay. Yeah.”
“You knew?”
“I ship you and your best friend.”
“Ship?”
“I ship it.”
“Well…We’re dating. Is it fine?”
“Does he like reading?”
“Yeah. He read all those old books you liked when you were a kid. You know that series about those Greek god kids and wizards and that boy who bakes a lot and that-“
“You have my permission to marry him. Now let’s go to Disneyland.”^…GPOY.
Or if its a girl
“Mom…I like girls the way i’m supposed to like guys”
“No you like girls the way you’re supposed to like girls. With tits and kissing. Its the right thing”
“But-“
“Shh here have a glee calendar with naya rivera from 2011”
“But mom that’s objectifying-“
“shh lesbians”
This made my week.
i want one of my kids to be gay, i really do
I never thought of this possibility but it’d be cool haha
IF MY NEPHEWS TURN OUT GAY.
IF EVEN ONE OF THEM TURN OUT GAY.
Oh my god.
The possibilities.
If not, that’s cool too though :3
I wish so hard my little brother is gay too.
(via pretty-little-flower)
